{"id":2591,"date":"1997-06-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-06-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/06\/24\/yet-comments\/"},"modified":"2018-01-14T12:50:36","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T20:50:36","slug":"yet-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/06\/24\/yet-comments\/","title":{"rendered":"y: Secret Yets (Reader Comments and Addenda)"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Two I neglected to mention:<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li>A termite walks into a bar and asks, \"Where's the bar maid?\" (...bar tender...)<\/li>\r\n  <li>Two men walk into a pipe. You'd think the second one would've seen it. (...walk into a bar...)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<p>(Last updated: 3 September 1998)<\/p>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/06\/22\/yet\/\">Back to column y<\/a><\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-lowercase-1"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2591"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3205,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591\/revisions\/3205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}