{"id":2769,"date":"1998-12-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-12-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1998\/12\/06\/wwhat\/"},"modified":"2022-12-23T15:40:48","modified_gmt":"2022-12-23T23:40:48","slug":"wwhat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1998\/12\/06\/wwhat\/","title":{"rendered":"WW: Round and Round We Go"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n<p>I'm always amused by jokes and rhymes and poems that go in loops. For instance, when I was a kid, my father told me, \"Pete and Re-Pete went out in a boat. Pete fell overboard. Who was left?\"  I answered, \"Re-Pete,\" and he of course said, \"Pete and Re-Pete went out in a boat...\"<\/p>\r\n<p>Along similar lines, and slightly reminiscent of \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1998\/01\/04\/aaniversary\/\">A my name is Alice<\/a>,\" is this infinite jest:<\/p>\r\n<blockquote>\r\n<p class=\"stanza\">My name is Yon Yonson<br \/>\r\nI live in Wisconsin<br \/>\r\nI work in a lumber mill there.<br \/>\r\nAll the people I meet<br \/>\r\nwhen I walk down the street<br \/>\r\nsay \"Hello, what's your name?\" and I say:<br \/>\r\nMy name is Yon Yonson<br \/>\r\nI live in Wisconsin...<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>I don't know the source of that one; I always heard it as a folk rhyme. Carl Sandburg apparently recorded it on a Columbia album in the sixties.<\/p>\r\n<p>There's a King Crimson song called \"Indiscipline\" (from the album <cite>Discipline<\/cite>; words by Adrian Belew) to which the most notable words are:<\/p>\r\n<blockquote>\r\n<p class=\"stanza\">I repeat myself when under stress<br \/>\r\nI repeat myself when under stress<br \/>\r\nI repeat myself when under stress...<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>A friend and I programmed a computer in college to print out that sentence forever...<\/p>\r\n<p>Jim Moskowitz provides this infinitely long <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/05\/11\/spiro\/\">double dactyl<\/a>:<\/p>\r\n<blockquote>\r\n<p class=\"stanza\">Higgledy-Piggledy<br \/>\r\nDouglas R. Hofstadter<br \/>\r\nWent to his editors<br \/>\r\nAsked for time off:<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"stanza\">\"I'll never finish this<br \/>\r\nSelf-repetitiousness!<br \/>\r\nHiggledy-Piggledy<br \/>\r\nDouglas R. Hof<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"stanza\" style=\"margin-left: 120px\">-stadter<br \/>\r\nWent to his editors<br \/>\r\nAsked for time off...<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>Next time you're sitting around being bored, with a friend, try out one of these old comedy routines (perhaps originally from Vaudeville?). If you're really bored, you can keep them going forever.<\/p>\r\n<div class=\"dialogue\">\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: That's life.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: What's life?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: A magazine.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: What does it cost?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: Ten cents. [like I said, an old routine]<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: That's too much.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: That's life.<\/p>\r\n<b>Evelyn<\/b>: What's life?...\r\n<\/div>\r\n<p>And on a similar note:<\/p>\r\n<div class=\"dialogue\">\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: You remind me of a man.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: What man?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: A man with the power.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: What power?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: The power of hoodoo.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: Hoodoo?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Evelyn<\/b>: You do.<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Damian<\/b>: Do what?<\/p>\r\n<b>Evelyn<\/b>: Remind me of a man...\r\n<\/div>\r\n<p>(Not that it's really relevant to the above, but I thought it worth mentioning that Hoodoo is an African-American form of folk magic, as well as apparently being another name for Voodoo (aka Vodun and other variations), a religious system started in Haiti whose name may come from a word meaning \"spirit\" in a West African language. Much more information about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luckymojo.com\/hoodoo.html\">Hoodoo<\/a> is available at catherine yronwode's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luckymojo.com\">Lucky Mojo<\/a> site.)<\/p>\r\n<p>The above reminds me obliquely of my favorite exchange in the Disney version of <cite>Snow White<\/cite>:<\/p>\r\n<div class=\"dialogue\">\r\n<p><b>Snow White<\/b>: How do you do?<\/p>\r\n<b>Doc<\/b> [suspiciously]: How do you do <em>what<\/em>?\r\n<\/div>\r\n<p>It also reminds me, of course, of that greatest of burlesque routines, \"Who's On First?\" This routine was created by William Alexander \"Bud\" Abbott (1897-1974) and Louis Francis \"Lou Costello\" Cristillo (1906-1959), sometime in the 1930s, and was first broadcast on the <cite>Kate Smith Radio Hour<\/cite>. (Abbott &amp; Costello continued to perform it, in various media, for another twenty years.) It doesn't repeat indefinitely, but it does have a lovely rhythm to it, with a particular exchange being repeated as a sort of refrain at the end of each section. Since the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.city-net.com\/abbottandcostellofc\/whoscrip.htm\">full script<\/a> is available at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.city-net.com\/abbottandcostellofc\/index.html\">official Abbott &amp; Costello site<\/a>, along with a 3MB .wav-file recording (which may only contain half the routine), I'll deem it sufficient to provide a roster for the team discussed in the routine:<\/p>\r\n<ul><li>First base: Who<\/li>\r\n  <li>Second base: What<\/li>\r\n  <li>Third base: I Don't Know<\/li>\r\n  <li>Pitcher: Tomorrow<\/li>\r\n  <li>Catcher: Today<\/li>\r\n  <li>Left field: Why<\/li>\r\n  <li>Center field: Because<\/li>\r\n  <li>Shortstop: I Don't Give a Darn<\/li>\r\n<\/ul><p>As far as I know, they never named the right-fielder, though one unofficial Web page suggests he's named \"OK.\"<\/p>\r\n<hr \/><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1998\/12\/07\/wwhat-comments\/\">Reader comments and addenda page<\/a><\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-double-dactyls","category-4-uuppercase-2"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3413,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769\/revisions\/3413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}