So, what was your favorite part of Animal House? Was it the way John Belushi’s eyes bugged out when he saw the topless pillow fight in the girls’ dorm? Or the way the psychomachia couldn’t convince Larry to fuck the passed-out girl? Or when they sabotaged the parade with ten thousand marbles? Or was it when they shoved a glo-stick up that guy’s ass and broke it off? Or when they beat the little boy to death?
I know Bob Dole is busy lying about John Kerry’s record, but somebody has to say it: Where’s the outrage in America? Harold Ramis should sue anybody who says that Abu Ghraib was like Animal House, if he could get the papers served past the people who should be spitting on them.
Let me make this clear. You and I, Gentle Reader, were disgraced by the torture at Abu Ghraib, at Guantanamo, and in Afghanistan. We are further disgraced by anybody who dismisses the torture as being morally, politically, or criminally equivalent to frightening Niedermeyer’s horse to death.
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-Vardibidian.