I’m just watching the Sesame Street All-Star Musical Special Put Down the Duckie with my Perfect Non-Reader, and other than the extraordinarily odd moments of Mr. Hudson and Rose playing with a rubber duck, the really disorienting thing was Ralph Nader testing Bob’s sweater and singing “A person whom you meet each day.”
I think this whole thing is just not intended for twenty-first century toddlers.
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-Vardibidian.
Put Down the Duckie. Easy does it. Nobody wants to get hurt here. Just put the duckie down on the floor.
Put Down the Duckie. Pick up the duckie. Put it down. Pick it up. Ha! I didn’t say “Simon says.”
Put Down the Duckie: Hey, Duckie! You’re short!