It’s just barely possible that some of my Gentle Readers were unaware that January 26th was Bunny Day, and may still be. It’s not clear if Bunny Day was intended to coincide with LJ Rabbit Hole Day, on the 27th, but there it is.
Anyway, through the Magic of Heaneyland, it’s possible to go back in time and get into the spirit of Bunny Day post facto. And when the man says “Bring on the Bunnies”, he means bring ’em on. So, Gentle Readers, do your worst. I mean it. Inundate the bastard with bunnies. Give him bunnies until his ears get long and pink and his nose wiggles. Post it to your blogs, claiming that it’s the dearest wish of a encephalopathic child, then hack into Snopes to put up a phony page claiming that all of those other ones are urban legends, but that this one really is true, and that if enough people send Francis a drawing of a bunny, Tinkerbelle will live. Go to your local library, where the fourth-graders have their art projects posted, and tear down the bunny pictures, scan them, and email the file to him. Go into your son’s bedroom, take his pet rabbit out of the cage, and press it to the flatbed scanner.
Void where prohibited by law. Sending live bunnies through the US Postal Service may be a federal offense. Other restrictions may apply.
Thank you,
-Vardibidian.
You really have to love an altruist.