De Profundis

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In Which Your Humble Blogger totally didn’t even think about finding a Psalm 130—there’s a John Dowland one that isn’t too early. Maybe it isn’t too late.

Sixteen Lines: Ninth Line

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In Which Your Humble Blogger really is just out of ideas for these pull quotes. Nine? What has nine lines? I mean, I wasn’t really going to make it to sixteen anyway, was I?

Sixteen Lines: Eighth Line

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In Which it was so cold this morning that the stop sign turned blue. That the sign said ‘S-s-s-s-st-st-stop’! It was this cold.

Sixteen Lines: Seventh Line

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In which there’s the center service line and the service line, and a singles sideline and a doubles sideline, and there’s the baseline. And the net, which makes seven—there’s a line for the net, too, but it’s just called the net.

Sixteen Lines: Fifth Line

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In Which Your Humble Blogger, um, something fifth. Whiskey? Self-incrimination? Evidently there’s something about a fifth line when a person goes kiteboarding, but I couldn’t even make a joke about that. Hm… A clef? In Which Your Humble Blogger, like every other boy, deserves favour? Does that work?

Sixteen Lines: Fourth Line

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In Which Your Humble Blogger could use some sort of hockey reference for the pull-quote, but that’s a trifle obscure even for this Tohu Bohu, isn’t it?

Sixteen Lines: Third Line

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In Which Your Humble Blogger firmly grasps the third rail and BRZZZZZZZZZZAP! Wait, what? The third line? Then why is it electrified?