OK, this is just my way of thinking, but shouldn’t the gang of libs be cracking ‘Kerry’s wife is a Republican’ jokes? I mean, let’s face it, there’s going to be a goofy and imprecise caricature of her in people’s minds no matter what, so I would think it would be a good idea to jump out in front and get these jokes on O’Franken, on the Daily Show, in the big left blogs, and then out into the mainstream.
My first attempt (read it in Al Franken-voice, and then as Jon Stewart, with the appropriate graphic over your right shoulder): Another piece of good news for John Kerry today: they did an internal poll of moderate Republicans, and it turns out Theresa still loves him.
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-Vardibidian.
Something about “internal poll” seems vaguely unsavory to me…