Today you are you! That is truer than true!

Appropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:

  1. Reading a story
  2. Writing a story
  3. Drawing a picture
  4. Making up silly words
  5. Speaking in anapestic tetrameter

However, inappropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:

  1. Flying a kite in the house
  2. Cutting down trees
  3. Excluding the folks with no stars upon thars
  4. Having a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle
  5. Reading with your eyes shut

And most importantly, beyond any doubt, utterly and completely without exception, and this means you:

You must not HOP on POP!

Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus,
-Vardibidian.

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