Today you are you! That is truer than true!

Appropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:

1. Reading a story
2. Writing a story
3. Drawing a picture
4. Making up silly words
5. Speaking in anapestic tetrameter

However, inappropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:

1. Flying a kite in the house
2. Cutting down trees
3. Excluding the folks with no stars upon thars
4. Having a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle
5. Reading with your eyes shut

And most importantly, beyond any doubt, utterly and completely without exception, and this means you:

Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus,
-Vardibidian.