y: Secret Yets (Answers)
Original pun versions:
- Where he made his liquor is a secret still.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but there's no atmosphere.
What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
The printing press in the basement was how he made his money.
Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said "Bear left," so they went home.
Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, "Pardon me." Ford says, "I already did."
Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (José) and Hose B.
Make like a tree and leave. or: Make like a banana and split.
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