Original pun versions:

• Where he made his liquor is a secret still.
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but there's no atmosphere.
• What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
• The printing press in the basement was how he made his money.
• Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said "Bear left," so they went home.
• Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, "Pardon me." Ford says, "I already did."
• Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
• What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (José) and Hose B.
• Make like a tree and leave. or: Make like a banana and split.

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