Really best gift
Even though most spam is pretty obvious these days, I sometimes open up a piece of it just to see what's going on in the world of spam. And sometimes I get a gem like this one:
Merry Christmas!
If you don't have idea about Christmas gift, we give you best choose.
The synthetic crystal art glass, the interior is made to look like an image, In 3D!!! Made with New, Amazing, and Exciting. Junoesque. Elegance. Auspicious sign. Cheap. It is really best gift.
It is really best gift. How can I pass that up? I bought fifty of 'em.
(Also, it's rare that a piece of spam gives me a vocabulary lesson. I didn't know what "Junoesque" meant; it didn't sound especially positive. But I was wrong: turns out it means "marked by stately beauty." Who knew?)
(Whenever I say "who knew?" it turns out that everyone but me knew. So never mind.)