Faux toes
I keep meaning to mention that Mary Anne posted wedding photos in her journal. (There're four pages of 'em; keep clicking "Next entry" at bottom of page to see more.) This may be your only chance to see me all gussied up.
(A few years back, a couple of friends of mine got married, and I wore that suit (for the first time, I think) to their wedding. Afterward, one of the participants in the wedding told me that she'd been talking to her spouse, and they'd said, "That Jed is a weirdo, but he sure does clean up good." I was flattered. Of course, it was shortly after that that my friends started having weddings for which they said "Wear something festive!"; nice as this suit is, it couldn't be called festive. I usually wear it anyway; the only festive clothing I have is a couple of tie-dye T-shirts (bought for a wedding last year, actually), which are a little too informal for most weddings.)