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There was recently an article in some major local paper (perhaps the Chronicle?) about the recent trend toward giving human names to animals. I have to admit that I lean in that direction myself. But I'm curious about what y'all think about this heffalump-naming issue, so I'm providing a poll. I don't promise to abide by the results; this is merely an advisory poll.

To make things even more experimental, we'll be using "approval voting" for this poll. There are situations in which approval voting doesn't work well, and this may be one such situation, but we'll try it anyway. The way it works is that you vote for all the candidates you'd find acceptable as winners, which is why the items below are checkboxes rather than radio buttons.

A few notes about specific names:

Aisling, Ashling, Dorlisa, Dorte, and Morpheus are all names having to do with dreams and visions, in various languages.

Toney is in the sense of "elegant," on the grounds that the heffalump's large toenails must have been pedicured only at the best establishment.

Boxy and Cubert, again, are because of the cube-shaped cardboard box that the heffaump arrived in.

'kay, that's all. Vote below by checking as many of the names as you like, then clicking the Answer button. As with my previous poll, the server is very slow; if you click the "view results" link, you'll have to wait a while before anything happens.

Note to readers, written in 2018: This survey is long-since defunct. I’m leaving it in place for historical reasons, but attempts to vote won’t work at this point.

Heffalump Name Vote: Check all names that you like.