Timewasters
I should have spent this morning editing. And I did a little editing, but I also fell afoul of a website. A few entertaining bits from Pointless Waste of Time:
50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks:
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8. Gold: The Stretchy Element. The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.
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13. Did someone say plot hole? Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.
Can't wait for Mary Anne's erotic Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel? This may tide you over: Max Roboto: The Case of the Tibernium Vortex Orb. Warning: silly and violent (and not erotic).
"The Lies Behind the Upcoming Iraqi War" is a fine conspiracy-theory rant:
Do you want to continue, or are you a mindless sheep of the New World Order content to be herded and have your body hair shaved every spring?