Black eyeliner for angsssty hobbitses
Catherine O. points to this lovely condensed parody version of The Two Towers. It has mildly slashy echoes of the Very Secret Diaries, but mostly takes a different approach. Very entertaining. Contains lots of spoilers, as you'd expect from a summary. Anyway, it's probably significantly funnier to people who've seen the movie.
Sample:
GOLLUM: Mordor? Hobbitses having little Goth phase, maybe? Very angsssty, wanting to go to Mordor, yes yes. Can Smeagol offer black eyeliner to angsssty hobbitses?
My favorite bit is the exchange between Eowyn and Aragorn.
Oh, and one of the people who posted a comment is a fanfic writer whose LiveJournal name is lush_rimbaud, which gets my vote for best username of the month.