Jiffy War
Meanwhile, The Wacky Iraqi has news that's "Nearly all lies, but still more honest than the real news." For example:
In a move to convince the world that they are not going it alone, the United States Congress has quickly amended the U.S. Constitution and changed the superpower's name to "Coalition".
(Which is somewhat reminiscent of the Onion's article "U.S. Forms Own U.N.") Also, apropos of my previous entry:
"I'm not telling you fucking reporters a thing—just who do you think you are?" the Defense Secretary barked. "You'll get the news when I damn well feel like it, and not a minute before.
And from an earlier item on that "news" page:
By drafting a new Iraqi constitution, White House officials allegedly plan to change the nation's name to IQEA and build a monstrous entrance in Basrah, approximately 30 miles from the Kuwaiti border.
Shoppers from all over the world will be able to obtain small pencils and paper tape measures before entering the nation, and follow convenient arrows while shopping.