Sleep is good

I gave a proof by demonstration this morning of the following equation:

NyQuil + earplugs + Jed - loud motorcycle = happy rested Jed.

But the corollary to that equation is that Jed may sleep too late to write a morning journal entry.

One might think that eight journal entries in the past two days would be sufficient to satisfy the demands of one's public, but one would be (as Zed might put it) wrong Wrong WRONG; one would discover that the appetite of one's public for journal entries is voracious—nay, insatiable—and that one's only hope of meeting said demand is to chain oneself to one's desk day and night and type type type madly away.

Onward:

Been finally reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, which Susan was kind enough to loan me quite a while ago. Enjoying it so far, though only about a tenth of the way through it. One tiny nitpick: at least twice in three pages, Chabon mentions that the temperature of the River Moldau is 22° Celsius, and implies that this is very cold indeed. Since 22° Celsius is roughly 70° Fahrenheit, I suspect that "Celsius" was not the word he intended to use.

But okay, yes, that's a nitpick/typo, not worth making a fuss over. Instead I'll quote my favorite line so far, though it may work less well out of context. The two young protagonists have just sat down to a nigh-inedible breakfast of quasi-toast and quasi-eggs cooked by Sammy's mother:

Sammy performed the rapid series of operations—which combined elements of the folding of wet laundry, the shoveling of damp ashes, and the swallowing of a secret map on the point of capture by enemy troops—that passed, in his mother's kitchen, for eating.

Unrelatedly, I have a whole passel of links to post at some point. But not right now.

2 Responses to “Sleep is good”

  1. Will Quale

    Water doesn’t change temperature quickly, so if the day/night air temperature is something like 80/60 degrees Fahrenheit (typical summer temperatures for many places), the water would stay close to 70 degrees and feel alternately quite cool by day and pleasantly warm by night.

    Is that a possible explanation? 22 degrees Celcius seems more plausible to me than 22 degrees Fahrenheit — which would be, well, not so much a river as a skating rink.

    And 22 Kelvin is right out, unless it’s a very different sort of river (and novel) than I thought!

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  2. Jed

    No, it’s very clear in context that the water is very cold, cold enough to induce numbness. This happens in late September, 1935, in Prague. I agree that 22° Fahrenheit sounds too cold, though. It’s apparently possible for rivers to be below freezing temperature, but I don’t know if they can get that cold before ice starts to form (and there’s no mention of ice on the river in the book). So I’m guessing it was some other kind of mistake than just a Celsius/Fahrenheit switch. Maybe it should’ve said 12°? But it’s actually spelled out as “Twenty-two” in one occurrence. Dunno.

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