Clarion and ninjas
Clarion East ends week 2; Clarion West heads into week 1. Read all about it in assorted online journals.
Meanwhile, Chance points to The Official Ninja Webpage, a very silly site where you can learn all about ninja, or rather ninjas:
Facts:
- Ninjas are mammals.
- Ninjas fight ALL the time.
- The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
The site also contains several other pages full of fascinating and useful information about ninjas. For example, from the Seppuku page:
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don't even think twice about it....
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you're like me, you don't have access to stuff like lasers. But there's hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it's pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Be sure to check out the Hippos page (Alternate Ending, on the Other page, which btw contains a non-work-safe image), and Am I Ninja Or Not? (in the Community section).
Oh, and a quick perusal of the HateMail page suggests that many people are incapable of recognizing a joke. Unless, of course, the hate mail is also a joke, which is certainly possible.