Overheard in the grocery store
Two women in their 60s or so, talking in the frozen foods section of the grocery store here in California:
Woman 1: I went to a conference last year, at that big university in Pennsylvania, you know, the Quaker one—
Woman 2: Swarthmore?
Woman 1: No, the big fancy one.
Maybe she meant the University of Pennsylvania?
Anyway, I was amused 'cause I almost said "Swarthmore?" just before the other woman did, even though it's neither big nor a university. (And I was kinda surprised she said it, 'cause most people out here have never heard of the place.)