Rocketeer

It turns out my local video store didn't actually have the movie; they used to, but it's now marked as "NIS" in their lookup system. "What's NIS?" I asked Annoying Video Guy. "Not In Stock," he said. "Does that mean someone's rented it, or the store doesn't own it?" I said. "It means Not In Stock," he said.

I don't make New Year's resolutions, but I made a tentative one tonight: spend less time in situations that are likely to result in annoyance and irritation for me. I think I'm going to stop going to my local video store, even though it's an independent and within walking distance, because this one clerk is so damn annoying.

Anyway, I got the movie at Blockbuster, which also lets me rent movies for nine days (rather than a maximum of five), is open 'til midnight or 1 a.m. every night, and is only a five-minute drive from my place. I hate to support big chains over small independent stores, but one of the advantages independents are supposed to provide is better and friendlier and more knowledgeable service; that's not the case with the store I can walk to.

So. Rocketeer is still fun, and it still has probably the worst bluescreening I've ever seen in a movie. Timothy Dalton chews the scenery appropriately as Errol Flynn oh, sorry, I mean "a swashbuckling charming big-name actor with a thin mustache who of course is in no way meant to represent Errol Flynn" (a web page suggests that he's also modeled partly on Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., which I guess is plausible, but he has more in common with Flynn); there's plenty of retro-pulp nostalgia moments; Bill Campbell in the lead role is gorgeous, and a pretty good match for how the character looked in the original comic book; Jennifer Connelly isn't at the top of her form (or of her looks; a bit too much makeup), and she doesn't look like Betty Page (who the original comic character of Betty was modeled after), but she isn't bad by any means.

Bill Campbell, btw, was apparently the second choice to play Riker. Think how much better (or at least better-looking) ST:TNG would've been with him instead of Jonathan Frakes!

I always forget that Campbell also played Jon Fielding in various Tales of the City miniseries.

He was 30 or so when they made Rocketeer, but looks about 20 to me.

Anyway. The real point is that I now remember how the climactic action sequence goes, so anything I steal from it will be intentional rather than accidental.

What am I doing awake? I really must go to bed. G'night!

3 Responses to “Rocketeer”

  1. Will

    … this one clerk is so damn annoying.

    I hate to support big chains over small independent stores, but one of the advantages independents are supposed to provide is better and friendlier and more knowledgeable service; that’s not the case with the store I can walk to.

    Have you considered writing the manager/owner of the local video store to say precisely that? It’s quite possible that the owner is entirely unaware of the situation, especially if dissatisfied customers don’t mention it.

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  2. heather w

    if you rent enough movies regularly, NetFlix may be one way out of this particular realm of annoyance. I have no personal experience, but I have read several raving testimonials from friends who love it.

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  3. Jed

    Will: I’ve considered contacting the manager or owners of the store (I spent a while last note composing a self-righteous letter in my head), but for all I know this guy is the manager. And I don’t know that anyone but me has a problem with him; most of his snideness to me has resulted from two particular situations that most other people wouldn’t have been in. And honestly, it’s been fairly minor; I’ve just got a low tolerance for that kind of thing at the moment.

    Heather: Yeah, I keep hearing good things about NetFlix, and I keep thinking about signing up for them. But I also keep thinking that my video-watching tends to be a spur-of-the-moment thing—I’ll want a particular movie immediately for some reason (like last night with Rocketeer), or I’ll be with a friend who’s already seen most of what I want to see, and so on. I do sometimes go on little movie-watching sprees, renting four or five movies and watching them by myself over a few days, and NetFlix would be great for that kind of thing; but it only happens every couple of months, and I’m not sure I want to pay for the months when I don’t rent anything.

    But it’s definitely tempting, and I’ll keep thinking about it; thanks for the reminder!

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