Zombies push Jesus

I'm often amused by the headlines and phrasing of news items about weekend box-office results. I'm particularly amused by this recent item from Reuters:

Zombies Push Jesus from Top of North American Box Office

The combined might of Jesus and Mel Gibson was no match for a plague of ravenous zombies at the weekend box office in North America.

In other (unrelated) movie news, this just in from Kevin Smith:

[Jersey Girl is] not that far removed from Chasing Amy. [It's] kind of the same thing, except we swap out the lesbian for a 7-year-old girl, which is probably illegal in some states.

One Response to “Zombies push Jesus”

  1. Arthur D. Hlavaty

    Once it was the Beatles; now it’s the zombies. Is this progress?

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