- pinko (I realize this is derogatory, but I thought it a mild enough insult and amusing enough to include anyway)
It was a Tudor house, but still affordable. It had a wonderful [okay, so that was sorta cheating] kitchen, with plenty of space for chopping potatoes and making tuna salad. It even had a sunny atrium where Madame Fortuna could practice her Tarot readings all day, and Professor Forsythe could examine his attendance sheets and dream up new ways to make his students pay attention. The Professor saw the house on the way to a forum one day and fell in love with it. But the previous owner, being a forthright fellow, felt obliged to tell them that the place was haunted...
A white VW Rabbit, of course.