t: Twiddling While Rome Burns (Reader Comments)

Stacey Kraemer points out that John Gorka's song "Out of My Mind" starts out:

You're out of my mind.
Guess that makes two of us...

Pierre Abbat provides a line from Art. Moger's The Complete Pun Book (p. 160):

After vigorously massaging the patient's back, the chiropractor said, "By golly, it's going to rain."

The patient looked up. "What makes you say that?" he asked.

"Well," shrugged the chiropractor, "I can feel it in your bones!"

(Last updated: 1 September 1997)

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