y: Secret Yets (Reader Comments and Addenda)

Two I neglected to mention:

  • A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar maid?" (...bar tender...)
  • Two men walk into a pipe. You'd think the second one would've seen it. (...walk into a bar...)

(Last updated: 3 September 1998)

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