Onion on God

In case anyone missed it, The Onion has an article titled "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule." I think it's the first time an Onion article has made me cry. (But that's what onions are supposed to do, right?) The site is bogged down and slow, so it may take a few tries to get to it, but perseverance furthers.

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