From the makers of SpamAssassin
As most of y'all probably know, SpamAssassin is software that automatically determines whether a given piece of email is spam or not, and if it decides the message is spam, does something appropriate with it (as specified by the user).
Now BBspot reports: "SpamAssassin Unveils New HomeAssassin Product for Unwelcome Visitors." The lead programmer explains: "All you need is the HomeAssassin software, a webcam, a computer, and one of our specially trained Ninja Assassins."
(Thanks, Will!)