Sexless in the City
There's a very funny article in Boston Magazine about involuntary celibacy, titled "Sexless in the City," by Steve Almond. In my browser, the main page shows only a few paragraphs of the article; to see the rest of it (which is well worth doing), I had to click the "printable version" link, which is not, contrary to my momentary expectations, a version of the article with all references to sex expunged.
Point 1 of the five-point plan made me laugh out loud.
Thanks to Charlie for the pointer.