Antecedent

I mentioned the other day that I learned at an early age that spiders are our friends. It later occurred to me that to really live in harmony with my formic guests, I needed to remember that, in the words of the immortal song, "The ants are my friends. . . ."

It also occurs to me that the anternet treats death (and Murphy's Oil Soap) as damage and routes around it.

One Response to “Antecedent”

  1. SarahP

    Hee, Jed.

    What you need is the Ant Bane. My son, Theo, who is a really nice kid most of the time but takes great pleasure in cutting ants in half with a plastic knife, and chortling while he does it. Ew.

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