Three Laws rephrased
The fake robot-ad trailer for the upcoming I, Robot movie came out a few months ago, but now there's a real preview available. According to Slashdot, the title was grafted onto a script that was originally called Hardwired (apparently no relation to the Walter Jon Williams cyberpunk novel); the movie looks to have very little to do with Asimov. It looks like it may be an entertaining action thriller, though, and I like Will Smith, so I'll probably see it.
Anyway, the real reason I'm posting this (other than to avoid work) is because the preview includes a great rephrasing of the Three Laws, repackaged for sound-bite delivery in a modern movie trailer:
LAW #1: THEY CANNOT HURT US.
LAW #2: THEY MUST DO WHAT WE SAY.
LAW #3: THEY CAN PROTECT THEMSELVES.
Note the clever reworking into "they" vs "us"; makes very clear exactly where the movie's conflict lies.