Much the safest plan
Elliott M. turns our attention to a lovely "Fragment of a Greek Tragedy" by A. E. Housman.
CHORUS: O suitably-attired-in-leather-boots
Head of a traveller, wherefore seeking whom
Whence by what way how purposed art thou come
To this well-nightingaled vicinity?
My object in inquiring is to know.
But if you happen to be deaf and dumb
And do not understand a word I say,
Then wave your hand, to signify as much.
It goes on from there.