It's not raining, but I'm sure it will be again sooner or later, and I've apparently never posted this.
To the tune of "Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella":
Let a smile be your umbrella,
Even though it won't keep you dry.
Storms have come to North California;
Storms have come and rain is falling;
Ah! Ah! Beautiful is the rain, but
Much more beautiful is the sun.