parky
She gets fleetingly, gigglingly nude in a rooftop Jacuzzi, but given that we are in London, not California, this just looked a bit parky to me.
--Guardian review of Basic Instinct 2, written by Peter Bradshaw, 31 March 2006
Turns out "parky" is British slang for "cold."
Later in the review, the following phrase appears: "he gets very frowny and shouty and looks as cross as two sticks." I don't remember whether I've encountered that simile before, but I like it.