Pants revisited

(This post is more or less NSFW.)

Back in column III (which includes some NSFW material), I wrote about a game in which you replace words from Star Wars quotations with the word pants.

Years later, I came across a list of the Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”. It’s no longer available on its original site; link is to

Some items from that list that I particularly enjoyed:

  • Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  • You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
  • Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
  • I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
  • I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
  • I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.

3 Responses to “Pants revisited”

  1. Jessica

    Help me, Obiwan Kenobi. You’re my only pants ?!

  2. Jessica

    “I find your lack of pants disturbing.” – Darth Vader

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