Words & Stuff

Tumblr user eevielearnsfrench asks for an explanation of French:

In another branch of the Tumblr thread, someone added “Gargling, but with air.”

Reddit users respond and add suggestions. Examples:

• Eating your own tongue with a paired wine. (–popgruys)
• Like English but with three and a half fingers in your mouth at all times. (—sharrrp)
• The key is to fill yourself with so much indignant resentment that you give up on words partway through saying them. (—Axxalon)
• It's like english, but using lossy compression and encryption simultaneously. (—factoid_)