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5 Dangerous Lies about Bread
I didn't read the message, but I assume this is what it said:
- Bread will creep into your house at night and steal all of your valuables.
- Bread is a minion of Satan, and you are what you eat.
- When you spread peanut butter on bread, the combined force of the mixed allergens can level a city block.
- All it takes to cure cancer is a sufficient quantity of bread.
- If you give people bread, you don’t need to give them roses.
(Mostly written in 2015, but neglected to post until now.)