Bread lies

Spam subject line: 5 Dangerous Lies about Bread

I didn't read the message, but I assume this is what it said:

  1. Bread will creep into your house at night and steal all of your valuables.
  2. Bread is a minion of Satan, and you are what you eat.
  3. When you spread peanut butter on bread, the combined force of the mixed allergens can level a city block.
  4. All it takes to cure cancer is a sufficient quantity of bread.
  5. If you give people bread, you don’t need to give them roses.

(Mostly written in 2015, but neglected to post until now.)

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