According to What Kind of Postmodernist Are You?, I'm a Theory Slut, which is too bad because that's what everyone else is so I don't know what the other possible results are. But I mean, come on, how can you not answer "Johnny Depp" to the last question?
According to What Kind of Romance Heroine Are You?: "Oh dear, you are Bookish, aren't you?" Guilty as charged, yer Honor.
not me – i was the chick in the vinyl dress – er i meam post modernist weirdo
Matching you on both counts. Fancy that!
There’s a button on the bottom of the results page labelled “show me all possible answers”. I was also a theory slut.
“You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow postmodernists call you an anachronism, but you’ve never cared much about the opinions of others. After all, most of them are far too simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your work. They talk, while you are part of a lived tradition.”
Not really.
Probably this quiz would have worked out better for me if I didn’t loathe the term PoMo so much.
Apparently I am a Grassroots Activist who is the Victim of an Arranged Marriage. I don’t buy the second bit, but the first fits with my ideals at least.
I wish there were an option to answer “none of the above”, though, because I don’t have an answer for the last question. Of the three people on that list whose hotness I actually have an opinion about, all of them are “no, not really” for me. On the other hand, not partaking of the opiates of the masses seems appropriate for a Grassroots Activist, so my lack of opinion there is probably confirmatory 😉
Bookish grassroots activist or bookish gender nazi. I’ll buy bookish, but the PoMo quiz needs some serious work.
Also a Theory Slut, which I really am not, especially after taking a class in literary postmodernism this semester and pounding my brain against the wall. Barthes, Blanchot, Baudrillard, Derrida…bam bam bam bam!
I was the kind of romance heroine that rides horses and consorts with smugglers, whichever one that it is. I was told that I am in no way Post-Modern. Both results were as welcome as they were unsurprising.
“Theory Slut” and “On The Shelf” here.
I am a Gender Nazi, and the Belle of the Ball! Woohoo!
It was no surprise to learn that I was a Grassroot Activist. However, I don’t know anybody with scabbies…at least not currently. Although a few months back there was an outbreak a few houses down…
Down with the Man!!
Me and Mary Anne, both Belles of the Balls. Hrm.
Also a theory slut so yeah, the quiz needs work.
“You are a Revisionist Historian. You are the Clark Kent of postmodernists. You probably want to work in a library or in social services. No one suspects you of being a postmodernist… until they read your publications!”
Bookish Gender Nazi. Bookish is pretty good, but I really wanted to be a Hoyden. *sigh*