I cannot but read the following innocent passage from Jane Eyre with a certain inappropriate amusement.
It's a scene in which Jane (living at a girls' boarding school(!)) is distressed, and her friend Helen comes to comfort her; then their teacher Miss Temple arrives.
Resting my head on Helen's shoulder, I put my arms round her waist; she drew me to her[....] [Then] another person came in. [The moon] shone full both on us and on the approaching figure, which we at once recognized as Miss Temple.
"I came on purpose to find you, Jane Eyre," said she; "I want you in my room; and as Helen Burns is with you, she may come too."
[They go to Miss Temple's room, and conversation ensues. And then:]
[Miss Temple] kissed me, and still keeping me at her side (where I was well contented to stand, for I derived [...] pleasure from the contemplation of her face, her dress, her one or two ornaments, her white forehead, her clustered and shining curls, and beaming dark eyes), she proceeded to address Helen Burns.
I wonder if anyone's done a porn-movie version of Jane Eyre. I imagine it would be called Jane Bare.