Weather and housing
Heh. Bay Area guy sends Madison-area weather report to Madison-area brother ("Temperatures falling to near Zero late tonight will Combine with gusty Northwest winds of 15 to 25 mph"); Madison-area brother replies with Bay Area housing-and-traffic report: "Asking prices rising to near 8-Zeroes late tonight will Combine with slowing 101 and 880 traffic jams of 5 to 10 mph. . . ." It goes on from there. Nicely done.