Languages in the home
When I was a kid, at one point my school sent home a form that asked for various bits of info about the kid’s home life.
One of the blanks on the form asked for a list of the languages that were spoken in the child’s home.
Peter wrote: “English and Gibberish.”
(I don’t actually remember for sure whether it was Peter or Marcy who did this, but it certainly sounds like something Peter would have done, so I’m saying it was him.)