This is a letter that was on Peter’s computer’s hard drive. I assume that he actually mailed it; it would not have been out of character.
I’ve tried to reproduce the formatting of the original, which was mostly ordinary, with a couple of exceptions.
January 12, 2004
To Whom It May Concern:
Today at 10:51, 10 minutes after I parked, parking ticket #29774 was issued on my 1975 Thunderbird sedan. I had cruised up and down the upper employee parking lots and found absolutely no spaces. I then parked in the tiny space just inside the entrance. I parked next to a very long pickup truck which stuck out 2 or 3 feet farther than my car did, but neither vehicle was over the line or obstructing traffic in any way.
The citation states that I parked in a “striped zone at the north entrance”. When I read the ticket, I inspected the pavement, and there were no stripes to be seen! If people are to be ticketed for parking in a “striped zone”, then it seems to me that there ought to be visible stripes painted on the ground….
Also, half a dozen parallel parking spaces alongside the entrance road have been eliminated, and there is a serious shortage of parking spaces. I needed to get to the Tutorial Center by 10:50, and that was the only space I could find. I was only parked there from 10:45 a.m. to 12:55 p.m., having tutored for an hour and taught a math class for an hour.
For these reasons, I appeal for clemency. Please let this be a warning ticket: now that I am aware that that space is off-limits, I will not park there again. It has been said that
“Justice must be tempered with Mercy!”
As Lt. Colombo says, “Just one more thing…” I have worked as an editor at two publishing houses, and I offer the following suggestion for the citation form.
At the top of the ticket, it says, “This vehicle is illegally parked for one or more of the following reasons…” However, the first five boxes to be checked (speeding, etc.) are not parking offenses but moving violations. When this form is re-ordered, perhaps it could be changed to say, “You have been cited for one or more of the following parking offenses or moving violations, and may be subject to towing at your expense.” Also, on the back side, I.3) “BACK IN PARKING” should be “BACK – IN PARKING” ….
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
[blank space for signature]
Peter Hartman, instructor
History does not record whether his request for clemency was granted, nor whether his edits were incorporated into a future version of the ticket form.